As I grow old, My friends are cold, And off they go To flee the snow. They’ve waited long to join the throng. They emigrate, And haughtily they celebrate.
They sink the putt And tan somewhat, Invite their kin To rub it in. They start to crow Like now they know That moving forth, They’re better than their friends up north.
They started young With wagging tongue, Lamenting cold (The whining, old) They all presumed We were entombed. Their endless moan: Cold weather is a cause to groan.
They now assume That winter’s gloom And cold and ice Are sacrifice And cause to mourn For all those born Where on clear nights We maybe see the Northern Lights.
So, as for me, The nth degree Of summer heat Is pretty sweet. And garden’s bloom Is sweet perfume, AND winter’s squall (Or I would not live here at all.) My snowbird friends, Your view offends. I am not jailed – My will’s availed. I choose my fate. I pick my state. Assumptions suck. Your point of view has run amok.
Assume for me I want to flee On airplane flights From winter nights? You think I’m trapped, But I am rapt And I rejoice That where one lives is just a choice.
I am deeply disturbed by the notion that is all over the media, these days, that it is bad to raise the taxes of some, but not others; that it is okay to raise the taxes of citizens earning more than $400,000 per year, but not those who make less. NO! We are supposed to be equal. We should each pay an equal percentage of what we earn. We are told not to discriminate, but now would-be government leaders preach that it is okay to discriminate against the rich. If our government can decide that someone can be too rich, they can decide that someone can be too fat, too old, too sick, too black or too white. It is not okay to discriminate against anybody! It is not only discriminatory to tax the wealthy differently from everyone else, it is elitist and profoundly counterproductive. A huge reason that the USA became a great nation is because in America any person can achieve success and wealth. In a free-market, capitalist economy, people are motivated to work harder and achieve more because they can be successful. If our government caps wealth and penalizes people who are wildly successful, we reduce motivation and we undermine success. In fact, we erode one of the basic characteristics that makes the USA the USA. If our government is allowed to decide how much earning is too much earning, there will cease to be a reason to earn. The wealthy already pay more, because they earn more. Fair enough, but they should not be taxed differently, simply because they are wealthy. Tax incentives for big business, are now relabeled “tax breaks,” to create an illusion that the wealthy are treated better by our government and should be penalized. No. Tax incentives exist to encourage investment, employment, growth and charity by the people who can do the most good because they have the most money. Tax incentives exist because in the United States of America, we are supposed to encourage our citizens, not control them. If the government is allowed to implement this idea of controlling the wealth, the development of life-saving drugs and treatments will slow, the economy will slow, charitable giving will screech to a halt, and these are just a few of the disasters that will occur if we sanction a government that has the audacity to decide for its citizens how much is too much. A hallmark of the United States is that what’s mine does not belong to the state. It is wonderful if a person wishes to share, but in America it is his or her decision what to do with what belongs to him. We are teaching our children that successful people somehow owe them. We are teaching our children to disdain the successful, not emulate them. We are teaching our children to accept a government that can decide for a citizen, how much earning is too much earning. We are clipping the wings of the our mighty eagle, and it just may go extinct.
I was a professional speaker for fifteen years and have written and given speeches to audiences of fifteen to fifteen hundred . On July 25, 2020, fully six years after my retirement, a worldwide catastrophe called Covid-19 presented me with the opportunity to officiate at the marriage of my only son to his beloved. I consider that opportunity to be a personal miracle, and the homily that follows to be the speech of my life.
Because of the pandemic, Geoffrey and Alicia chose my garden for their wedding. It wasn’t their first choice or their second choice, but it was a great choice!
Tending these gardens in anticipation of this long overdue wedding, it occurred to me that gardening is a wonderful metaphor for marriage. It can be beautiful, things can go wrong, it’s all worth it. A marriage requires care and attention and commitment, just like a garden. A garden teaches patience and gives pleasure, disappointment, and heartache, just like a marriage. Both require hard work and bring great joy.
Mygardens, that I have been calling the “wedding gardens” in anticipation of this day, are perennial gardens for the most part, which means that with loving care, the plants come back year after year, more robust and lovelier. And just like a marriage, attention must be paid to the garden’s needs in order to enjoy its beauty and fragrance. Not everything blooms at once in the perennial garden; the romance of the blooms can ebb and flow. The color and the vibrancy may wax and wane, but over time the perennial garden puts down deep roots, just like a marriage.
Maintaining a garden teaches the same skills needed for maintaining a marriage. A garden teaches patience and responsibility, attentiveness, consistence, and just plain soldiering on, sometimes. Four short weeks ago, eight oak trees fell around the spot where we now sit. They blocked the driveway and crushed the lilacs. The wetlands overflowed and drowned the plants. Last year there was drought. One year, Hal sprayed the weigela with Roundup instead of Neem oil. Night before last, the deer chomped the buds off nearly every daylily that was ripe to bloom for the wedding. Jeff and I have cleaned up messes, moved plants, and triaged these gardens for 20 years. It’s hard work and the result is beautiful.
Alicia, you have already cultivated your wedding garden with your tolerance for Geoffrey’s Jedi nature, your generosity, and your unwavering optimism in the face of adversity. It thrills me to see your unabashed love for your groom!
Son, you have already planted your wedding garden with your firm values, your selflessness and gentleness and your tireless care of Alicia when she is ill. It is heartwarming to see your absolute delight in your bride!
Dearhearts, you have already sown the seeds of a beautiful wedding garden that will put down roots and mature into a lush and lasting marriage garden.
Geoffrey, you wanted me to find an appropriate quote from Tokien, and as I searched, there it was. “Deep roots are not reached by the frost.”
Your parents have given advice:
From Deb: “Love and marriage are choices, so remember to always work out your problems.” Yes! Like marriage, sometimes, gardeners have to treat for problems in the garden. Things go wrong: Insects, and fungus and black spot and drought. Treating them is a choice to make the garden lovely. Solving garden problems can be difficult and messy, but you have to solve the problems to experience the beauty.
Charlie’s advice is, “When you have the chance to be right or to be kind, always be kind.” Yes, I guess you can plant a hydrangea in the sun, but a shade plant sure won’t thrive in a harsh environment. (Geoffrey, everyone who knows you knows how you LOVE to be right. Regardless, I know you to always be kind.)
Kathy advises, “Always remember the reasons you fell in love, and make sure your partner is your best friend, no matter what.” Yes! Gardeners work on bloom times and color schemes – what goes together – and, like wives and husbands, compatibility.
My Jeff (as opposed to your Geoff, Alicia), whose hard work is responsible for much of these gardens, has advice not about the gardens, but about the gardeners: “Every day tell one another that you are beautiful and appreciated and loved.” Yes! You tell a garden that it is beautiful and appreciated by caring for it in the way that it wants and needs. You tell the garden it is loved by the things you do for it, every single day.
My advice is to find ways to honor yourselves as a couple, as well as each of you as individuals. Everyone revels in the gestalt, but gardeners appreciate that each flower has its own needs and contributes its own beauty. Flowers in the garden cooperate and complement. They are parts of a greater whole.
Alicia and Geoffrey, you have already planted your wedding garden, and now you will tend your marriage garden. Approach your garden with reverence! Rudyard Kipling wrote, “Adam was a gardener, and God who made him sees that half a proper gardener’s work is done upon his knees.”
It was a pleasant surprise to find your letter in the mail! I don’t even know the last time I received a letter. Such a treat!
I have given much thought to travel to Florida, because I have other friends (besides you) encouraging me to visit, too. I had to think through why I was resisting the idea. Part of my reticence is that I traveled for work for 15 years and likely got travel out of my system, and it’s difficult to leave the animals for more than a couple of days. Also, I figure that if my friends and I can’t make time for one another when we are in proximity, then it’s silly to spend all that money to travel to be together. My snowbird friends can’t imagine that others wouldn’t want to escape northern winters, but that is the case. I decided a few years ago, that if I were going to long for 70-degree days, I would only be happy about 5 days out of 365. I decided to embrace the weather, whatever it is. I decided that if I were miserable with the Michigan weather conditions, I wouldn’t live here. Even though I just love long, sunny summer days, I am content here in every season – love something about them all – and although I would love to see more of you, there is something to be said for making time for what is important to us – one another. It’s all about priorities, huh?
Your dental bills sound nightmarish. Jeff has said about dentistry, “Pay a little regularly or pay a lot later.” I guess you are the living embodiment of that?
I have my life pretty much categorized into winter activities and summer activities so I can stay organized and (somewhat) peaceful, and still get LOTS of garden time in the summer. In the winter, I clean out cupboards, purge closets, complete household projects, attend dental and doctor appointments, run errands, touch base with friends I have neglected, complete mundane paperwork like wills and taxes and budget. I cook more in the wintertime. Jeff and I usually watch a video series on winter evenings and play board games. In the summer, I am mostly outside and in the garden. My volunteer work keeps me busy, as well as my rabbit breeding and competition, and writing. I am always busy, rarely frantic, and I am productive.
When you are in town and if you have time for lunch or dinner, please let me know.
A friend told a friend who told a friend who told me that the first friend thought I was mad at her. Despite the scenario, I’m not 12 or 13; I’m 66, and I have learned a few things about relationships during oh these many years… If you are concerned that a friend is mad at you, ask her. She may tell you that she is indeed mad, and give you the opportunity to listen (otherwise known as repairing the relationship). She may lie that she isn’t mad, but at least she’ll know you care. Consider this: maybe it isn’t about you at all; maybe she has her own struggles that have nothing to do with you! Perhaps you don’t even know about those struggles, because you have not asked. If this is the case, deciding she’s mad and then gossiping about it, doesn’t support her or heal the friendship (IF there is something to heal), so consider if your concern is for yourself or for your friend. I have had enough relationships to know that the lasting ones are between two people who are not needy and who do not keep score. I have had enough relationships to know that they ebb and flow depending on circumstance, and distancing doesn’t have to mean anger. If you are hurt or lonely or missing your friend, look in the mirror, and then REACH OUT. 🐩
I can remember when being very, very, wealthy was something to which people aspired. Now, being very, very wealthy is seen as a fault and is touted as a reason to despise. If it isn’t okay to discriminate against someone simply because he or she is poor, it isn’t okay to discriminate against someone simply because he or she is wealthy! My mother would call that “sour grapes.” Beware the sour grape Kool-Aid.
Charley was already nine the summer Mr. Detroit came into our lives. We were doubtful about himtolerating this skeletal, battered pup, or any dog for that matter. A dominant male, neutered late in life, Charley had always been an only poodle, and although Barb campaigned from the beginning for Charley to have a friend, we agreed that the only future possibility would be a female. Little did we know…
Mr. Detroit was rescued from a dog attack in inner-city Detroit. His age was unknown, but he was a young dog. When he arrived at Detroit Animal Control, it was obvious that he had been on the street for awhile. It was obvious that he was badly injured and starving. It was not obvious that he was a Standard Poodle.
The story goes that somebody at Detroit Animal Control recognized him as a standard poodle and called Barb at The Michigan Standard Poodle Rescue. Transport from Detroit was arranged, and within hours he was on his way to a better life. He desperately needed veterinary care to treat his many injuries, but the long, filthy, matted hair precluded anything but a cursory medical exam, so Mr. Detroit went straight to the groomer. I’m told he cooperated quietly for over two hours while Santana transformed him into a poodle – a skinny, frightened, injured, beautiful standard poodle.
Mr. Detroit was treated for his injuries and needed substantial after-care. When asked, Jeff and I agreed to foster him. We had the time and experience to give him the care he needed, and I was curious to see if fostering poodles could be my calling. From the beginning, it was agreed that if Charley couldn’t tolerate this interloper – an intact male, to boot – Mr. Detroit would have to move to someone else’s care. We certainly didn’t want Charley to hurt him; he’d been through enough, and Charley had a spotty history with other dogs.
By the next day when Mr. Detroit arrived at our house, his name had been changed to Romeo. It fit, because it was impossible not to fall in love with him. He was eager to please, stood quietly for his hydro-therapy and wound treatment, and quickly learned to take food from my hand without trying to take my fingers, too. He didn’t need a leash, never once pottied in the house, didn’t chew, counter-surf, or get into any kind of trouble. He learned quickly and was eager to please. Romeo would quietly “sneak” into my arms or my lap, any time I settled down for even a moment. Also, he had an unusual and endearing way of expressing affection. Standing on his hind legs, he put his front legs around me in a “hug.” He wasn’t really jumping; it was an embrace. It wasn’t dominance, because he stood quietly and rested his head against my chest. I had never seen anything like this hugging behavior. I wouldn’t allow it, because a habit like that would not endear him to people. I wouldn’t allow it, but it was adorable. I immediately began to teach him his name by calling him “Ro.” He learned it in one day.
From the beginning, it was hard to keep him in check. With each meal, his energy grew, and he exhibited what can only be called joie de vivre. He ran circles around Charley, and lapped our property long before his exercise restriction was lifted.
Charley didn’t know what to make of this unabashed upstart who rolled around on the ground and tried to gnaw his legs. He found Ro alarming, but although Charley had no idea how to play with another dog, he tolerated even the most outrageous behaviors. When Ro sashayed over and helped himself to Charley’s dinner, it was surrendered immediately and peaceably.
In the beginning, Ro would occasionally just walk away from us. It happened three or four times. He would start down the driveway, determined to leave. He wasn’t running away, exactly. He was just leaving. If I chased after him, he didn’t run, he just ignored me and allowed himself to be caught. At these times, he was oblivious to recalls, and early on Barb wondered if he was deaf. She and I agreed it was likely, since we’d never before seen this odd behavior. We soon realized that there was absolutely nothing wrong with Ro’s hearing, and Jeff and Mary still mock us about that, today. Privately, we roll our eyes and laugh at our own folly. To tell the truth, from day one he minded better than Charley. He always came instantly, the first time he was called – unless he was intent on a walkabout.
Despite overdoing it, Ro took his medicine, tolerated his hydrotherapy, and improved. He began to put on weight and his hair began to grow so that it could be fashioned into an (almost) poodle cut. We had him neutered. He chased squirrels endlessly, lapped our property easily, and he gave Charley the wonderful gift of play.
I loved that Beau’s behavior contrasted Charley’s. Charley wants to be in the room with me; Ro wanted to be in my lap. Charley would easily surrender some of his rightful attention; Ro could not abide anyone else getting petted. Charley is independent; Ro was dependent. I had my lap dog and my friend, and it was a perfect balance for me, so I began to worry about surrendering him to a “forever home.” I wondered how I was going to give up this dog who stole my heart. It was a perfect match and after all he’d been through, I was fiercely protective. I never considered changing the deal with Jeff, though. He had bargained to foster in good faith, and I wouldn’t have dreamed of putting him in the position of the bad guy. Then, one beautiful summer morning, Jeff put himself in the position of the good guy. It is one of those life moments, where you remember exactly where you stood and how the world looked and smelled. I was standing in the yard, watching the dogs play. Ro would streak in a wide circle around the yard, then dive-bomb Charley and they would wrestle and growl “fiercely.” Jeff stepped out of the garden shed with a cup of coffee and we stood, watching. Quietly, Jeff said, “I really don’t see you giving up this dog.” Magic words! Jeff and I bargained about care and guidelines of a two-dog household and agreed that the name Romeo wouldn’t do, so “Ro” became “Beau.” I called Barb and gleefully announced that the foster had failed.
Throughout the next year, when Barb and I talked, our conversation would usually include some marveling at Charley’s transformation since Beau had arrived. We had been worried about Charley accepting another dog, yet they were always together, and they were becoming a team. Beau was shy and tentative in any new situation; Charley was self-confidant and fearless. Beau taught Charley how to play, and Charley became the instigator of wrestling and tag. Beau loved the hunt, but had no interest in the kill; Charley loved the kill, but couldn’t manage the chase. Outings in the car are Charley’s favorite pastime; Beau was never comfortable in the car, but would do as his buddy did. Beau breathed new life into an old dog, and Charley gave Beau the self-confidence he needed to enjoy each day worry-free.
Jeff thinks that Beau displaced Charley. I see it differently, though I can understand Jeff’s point of view. In the beginning, Beau required a lot of time and care. He was always very demanding of affection. The way I see it, Beau took the heat off Charley. I’m a snuggler and Charley is not. Beau was a fanatic snuggler, so Charley didn’t have to put up with it so often. (Charley likes cuddling first thing in the morning, and that is non-negotiable.) Actually, I think Charley displaced me a little, so he could connect to another dog.
One thing those poodles had in common was their love for an outing to the groomer. They knew the route and grew excited when we neared Pet Pals. They loved Becky and loved being groomed by her. Poodles living in the swamp can be a messy business. Every five weeks I would deliver stinky, tangled poodles to her, and she would magically transform them into beauties. It is of note that on the last day of Beau’s short life, we dropped Charley off to Becky on our way to the vet. Bless his heart and Becky’s, as ill as he was, Beau wanted to go with her.
The months passed, and the poodles bonded more and more. They began to occasionally share a bed. They traveled together, ate together, slept together and played together. Beau’s life was playing, hunting, eating, sleeping and cozying up to anybody who would pet him. His only dark moments came during thunderstorms or fireworks, and the vacuum cleaner was his own personal demon. In quiet moments, Beau could be found on his corner of the couch, or draped over me, wherever I landed. He had a knack for lying in walkways, so we would have to step over him. His preference was to sleep in my arms, in the bed.
One day, a little over a year after Beau came to us, I noticed he had a nasal discharge. He had no other symptoms, but in all my years with all of my dogs , I had never seen anything quite like it. We high-tailed it to the vet, and thus ensued nearly four months of the slow and steady decline of my beautiful standard poodle. Despite antibiotics, the mucous turned to blood. Despite steroids, his nose ulcerated. Despite anti-fungals, he stopped eating. He sometimes tripped on the stairs. These were weeks and weeks of worry, guilt, indecision, financial stress, and dashed hopes. He’d be better, then he’d be worse. He wouldn’t eat, then he would. He wouldn’t run, then he would be seized with a burst of energy. He would curl up, oblivious to the world, then he would chase a squirrel. We would try a new medication and we would wait to see if it would work. Gradually, he lost his spark and even stopped playing with Charley.
Charley’s behavior gave me a sinking feeling, early on. Uncharacteristically, he began jumping up on the bed to sleep with Beau and me. Then, he began sleeping in Beau’s spot on the couch whenever Beau wasn’t there. If Beau was in his spot, Charley would join him. It broke my heart to see Charley try to engage Beau in play. He couldn’t understand why his buddy avoided him.
I regret the last two weeks. I think Beau was suffering, by then. We were trying one last medication and it needed time to work. It didn’t. There was a final trip to the vet where Beau was at last released from his misery, his head resting quietly in my lap.
After weeks of lamenting, “Poor Beau!,” there has been an abrupt switch to, “Poor Charley!” My heart goes out to Charley; he has had some pretty devastating losses in his life. Charley’s best friend, the elderly man who raised him, died. Then, Charley was moved with the man’s wife to a new home in a new state. After a few months, he was surrendered to the standard poodle rescue, losing the only people he had ever known. Almost immediately, he came to live with Jeff and me. I feel so sad for Charley! Another loved-one disappeared, and this time it was one of his own. Am I anthropomorphizing? Maybe, but as I write this, it has been exactly a week since Beau died. Charley is bored and needy. He won’t let me out of his sight and he is underfoot. He had brought a beat-up old bear with him when he came to live with us, which he would stuff in his mouth as a soother for sleeping. Once Beau arrived, that old bear began to make his way to the bottom of the toy basket. I hadn’t seen it in months, but he has fished it out, and he comforts himself with it, again. I had worried from time to time about how Beau would react when Charley, his rock, got old and died. I wondered if Charley would grow old enough to give that little guy the self-confidence he would need to be an only dog. It never once occurred to me that Charley would be mourning Beau.
I know Jeff is anxious about the probability of me broaching the subject of another poodle. It hangs in the air between us, the elephant in the room. I know he thinks one dog is enough, and the thing is, I don’t disagree. Right now, I feel like it would be a replacement poodle, and Beau is irreplaceable. The problem is that I have learned that standard poodles need each other. I spent sixteen months watching a developing relationship that I could never be a part of. I saw Charley get a new lease on life when Beau came into our lives, and I see him now, bereft and adrift. Maybe I owe it to him. I wonder if the right dog would give Charley more time with us. Charley is an old dog, so maybe it’s better for me to have one in place in my heart when Charley’s time comes. I know that Jeff and I will eventually have a conversation about getting another dog, but right now I’m worn out and I just want the one I can’t have.
My friends have comforted me by reassuring me that Beau’s life was at its best during his time with us. I have no doubt about that, but when friends tell me that I did the best I could for him, I wonder. I don’t know if I did right by him. I don’t know if I did right by him, at all! Where did my responsibility to him begin and end? The truth is that I may have been able to save him, had I spent enough money, and while the guilt of my decision tortures me, I guess I wouldn’t do it differently. The diagnostic procedures would have run in excess of $5000 with no guarantee of a diagnosis. Even with a diagnosis, I can’t imagine the cost of treatment – financially for Jeff and me, and physically for him – if there was a treatment. Would it mean surgery on his face? What suffering would that entail? At what point is pursuing treatment for my pet, actually for myself at the expense of my pet? How do I balance hope, practicality, effort, suffering, selfishness?
If my child were ill, I would know what to do. We do what it takes for our children, no matter the cost physically, emotionally, financially. But as much as I loved this dog, he was not my child. I was not his “mommy” and he was not my “baby,” and that people vehemently assert the notion that their pets are their children, doesn’t make it so. To go deeply into debt or to financially bankrupt a family, in the hopes of saving a pet, seems irresponsible. Just because I could, doesn’t mean I should. And yet…
Many years ago, my dear cousin Brett died of a rare disease, the name of which I had never even heard: AIDS. When I found out that Brett was dying, I called my aunt, his mother. I was beside myself, but she told me something that she had learned from caring for her dying son. I have never forgotten her words and they have shaped my world view and have influenced many grave decisions I have made. “Nancy,” she said. “There are far worse things than dying young.”
Beau, of unknown age and background, was easy, eager to learn, and eager to please. He was well-behaved and obedient. He was filled with joy and gentleness. He was soft. He was beautiful and affectionate and athletic, and if he had a bad habit, I don’t know it.
It is odd that at our house we have already returned to some of our old ways – how it was before Beau came. Charley and I go about our day together, quieter, a little sadder, a little needier. In some ways it seems like Beau was never here, and yet something is definitely missing. I guess the joy is missing, because the imp is gone; the jester, the clown, the comedian. I can almost see him wading in the pond, or “attacking” Charley, or flying through the grass with his ball. Such a happy guy.
Barb was wonderfully supportive through the whole long ordeal of Beau’s illness. She never once second-guessed me. When I told her that he was gone, she immediately made plans to bring over her dogs, Coach and Molly, for a “cheer up Charley” romp. As we walked along in the woods, I talked so much about Beau that I began to feel guilty about Charley. For some reason, I felt the need to assure her that even though I grieved terribly, the loss of Beau, Charley was the love of my life. “Of course!” she said. “Charley is your dog. Beau belonged to Charley.” And although it really doesn’t feel that way, I guess that’s how it was.
The Rainbow Bridge
There is a bridge connecting Heaven and Earth.
It is called the Rainbow Bridge, because of all its beautiful colors.
Just this side of the Rainbow Bridge there is a land of meadows,
hills, and valleys with lush green grass.
When a beloved pet dies, the pet goes to this place.
There is always food and water and warm spring weather.
The old and frail animals are young again.
Those who were sick, hurt, or in pain are made whole again….
We get very few visitors back here in the swamp, so I was curious when the doorbell rang, and I opened the door to a middle-aged lady, alone on my stoop. She didn’t greet me so much as gush at me. She said she was with a community group that offered services to the elderly and she’d like to meet Hal. I mostly accepted her overture, since the social malady du jour, that year, was the elderly. I asked to see identification, which revealed that she was from the department of social services, not the community. I was alarmed that she misled me, so I balked when she tried to enter. She changed her story and her tone. A complaint had been filed against me for elder-abuse. That got my attention! I let her in. Hal was in his room watching TV, but when I called him, he came scurrying out. She greeted him with the condescending baby-talk tone so often used with the elderly. They chatted. She was friendly, though disingenuous. She misrepresented her visit to him, as she had with me. I explained the real reason she was there and alarmed, he invited her to sit with him in the living room. She dismissed me, saying that she wished to speak privately with Hal. I wasn’t about to leave this stranger unattended with him, but I needed time to think, so I stood out of sight to listen, unnerved and in shock.
I knew who did it. I knew it was my rabbit club’s secretary who I had just voted to remove because of improprieties. This was someone with whom I was very friendly, and she had decided to get personal and retaliate for her removal by filing a complaint against me for elder-abuse. She had done it to people before and had bragged about it. I stood quietly and listened to the adult services worker interview Hal, and I began to come apart at the seams.
She told Hal that she was there to make sure he was okay, and he told her that he was appreciative. She asked him how he liked it in our home and he told her that he loved it. She asked him what he did there, and he told her about gardening, reading, writing, walking, and practicing his music. She asked if anyone had ever slapped him, hit him, or pushed him. He was shocked, and he stammered, “Of course not!” She asked him why someone who was not his relative would take him in, and he told her, with some surprise, “Because they love me!”
Amenities over, she told him that to make sure he was okay, she would need his social security number, his bank statements, and his tax return. Ever trusting, he began to rattle off his social security number. I snapped to my senses and burst into the room to interrupt him. “That’s enough,” I said. “That is completely inappropriate. It is time for you to leave.” She threatened to call the police, but I held my ground.
At this point, she handed me an official-looking piece of paper that forever changed my politics and my peace of mind. Included in this document were “General Legal Principles:”
A. No interview should be conducted, in the presence of the perpetrator, whenever possible. With no investigation yet underway, they had labeled me a “perpetrator,” (not alleged or accused perpetrator) thus setting the tone and direction of the investigation and implying permission to impugn my constitutional rights. What about my right to be considered innocent until I am proven guilty?
C. The identity of an Adult Protective Services (APS) referral source is confidential unless DHS/APS is given written consent of that person or by judicial process. I am supposed to have a right to confront my accuser. Although this was not yet a criminal proceeding, I was being accused of a criminal act.
D. If admission to an adult’s dwelling is denied, the county DHS may seek the assistance of law enforcement to secure a search warrant…” Evidently, officials may lie their way into my home and my home can be invaded by my government without just cause. We would never accept this from law-enforcement, but a well-intentioned social worker is not accountable?
The adult services worker misrepresented herself to gain access to my home, lied to Hal about why she was there, and manipulated him to get private documents to which she had no right, by using against him the same tactics from which she is sworn to protect him: she attempted to take advantage of him because he was old.
For most of my adult life I have been a mandated reporter, so I know all the arguments that attempt to defend the actions of the DSS, and I mostly agree with them. I understand the need to protect the elderly; the whole reason we asked Hal to live with us was to protect him. I understand the need to protect the complainant, too, so witnesses aren’t afraid to come forth. I understand that where abuse is taking place, entry may be denied to those seeking to protect, and that authorities may need to press the issue, and I understand that workers with the department of social services are regularly lied to and daily see deplorable living conditions for elderly people who really do need help. I believe that elder-abuse is a real and present problem in our culture and that we all have a responsibility to prevent it. Believe me, living with an elderly man for eight years and experiencing his growing vulnerability and naivety, has only strengthened my conviction that the elderly are at risk. But the ends do not justify the means if the means include compromising citizens’ constitutional rights by cherry- picking which rights are important.
My household was immediately plunged into anxiety and anguish on that day. Jeff worked for the state; even though he was not mentioned in any of the accusations, what would be the implications for his job? How would this change our plans to care for Hal until his death? Could we dare continue with this living arrangement, regardless of the outcome? What if they took him away? What would happen to him? Did it leave us vulnerable? What were we risking? Would we be forced to spend our retirement funds paying to defend ourselves? Would our privacy be invaded if this became public knowledge? Would we be the source of hateful gossip? I felt frantic and disgruntled. No good deed goes unpunished.
The specific accusations were twofold: 1) I was stealing Hal’s money and 2) Hal had not been seen for quite some time. Hal took it upon himself to write a six-page (longhand) response to the accusations, in which he outlined his resentment that not one specific example of abuse had been provided. He chastised social services for ageism, stating that his mind was clear at 90 and had he been 50, they would not have questioned his judgement. He outlined and enumerated all the ways his life had been enriched by living with us, and he was very specific. He responded to the first accusation by stating, “It would not be possible for Nancy to abuse me financially, because she would be welcome to any or all of my money, any time she wanted it.” To the second accusation, he requested that the agency contact his church, his music group, his friends, and even his barber and grocer, all of whom saw him on a weekly basis. He requested a written account of the details of the alleged abuse and the evidence that had accrued. He demanded a written apology for misleading him and treating him like a child.
The worst part of this debacle was Hal’s anguish that my good deed was being called into question. Hal knew full well that once someone is accused of something deplorable, reputation and peace of mind are forever tainted. Hal had unerring trust in Jeff and me and was offended and horrified that our honor was being called into question, because of him. He felt guilt and anguish, and he was afraid for himself; afraid he would lose his home. Helping people who do not need or want help is what my son calls “unintended consequences.” In this case, one unintended consequence of the good intentions of lawmakers was that by passing a law to help people like Hal, they had instead hurt him.
I took immediate action. I consulted an attorney. I sent a letter to social services, detailing the information about the person who I knew had made the false complaint. I made a call to a long-ago former colleague at DSS, to unofficially confirm the name of the complainant (thus, by the way, stepping on her legal rights). Meanwhile, I provided references including the mayor, two priests, a deacon, a professor, and Hal’s own doctor.
The principles I saw in the “legal principles” section of the papers I was handed, showed me that my government can invade my domicile on a whim. This flies in the face of my rights as a citizen of the United States of America. That middle-level bureaucrats have the authority to supersede the fundamentals of our democratic society, the right to due process of law (the principle that the government must respect all the legal rights that are owed a person according to the law of the land, instead of respecting merely some or most of those legal rights) and the right to confront our accusers, is unconscionable. Citizens would never stand for the police invading their homes, but it is somehow acceptable for social workers to lie and misrepresent themselves to gain access, because they are seen as angels of mercy. Lawmakers and citizens alike, should think very hard about the unintended consequences of proposed laws. Laws that protect some innocent citizens by persecuting other innocent citizens are unacceptable. Intentions do not justify means.
Eventually, we received a letter saying the investigation was completed, the findings were without merit, and the case was closed. It would be permanently filed with the State of Michigan, even though the complaint had been found to be without merit. (Please let this sink in: there is a file in my state government, forever, labeling me an accused perpetrator of elder-abuse, even though I did absolutely nothing wrong and was, in fact, a victim myself.) The case worker called to say that she didn’t need a home visit and could finish up over the phone. Not on your life. I would rather have met with my accuser, but since she was hiding behind the skirts of the county legal system, I would have to settle for their front man. An exit interview was scheduled. To ameliorate my sense of powerlessness and assuage my indignation, I lectured her for half an hour about the Constitution of the United States of America and how she had violated my rights as a citizen. I imagine she just thought I was an ignorant kook, but when I told her how she had harmed this little old man who had never harmed anybody, I got to her a bit. I had no illusion that my preaching would change her mind about anything, but it is healing to speak your mind, and my conviction is that each of us has a responsibility to speak out against injustice. I was pleased that I had not allowed her to write us off, and I enjoyed even the most meager sense of revenge that came from torture by lecture. Hal knew that she had not bothered to read most of his hand-written, single-spaced, six-page letter, so he asked to read it to her. She tried half a dozen ways to weasel out of it, but he held firm, and I eventually told her she at least owed him that. It took nearly an hour as the old university professor read aloud every paragraph and engaged her in conversation all along the way. He insisted on an apology. It did my heart good.
My perpetrator experienced no negative consequences for her frivolous and reprehensible deed. She did however, create devastating consequences for everyone in my household, exactly as she intended. My accuser impacted me, Hal, my family, my local government, and persons in actual need. Officials should err on the side of the alleged victim to ensure safety without stepping on a citizen’s constitutional rights. Charges found to have no merit, should be immediately expunged. That troublemaker should not be protected under a curtain of legislative obscurity, because it opens the door to witch hunts in whatever areas have captured the public’s fancy, important or not. Our well-intentioned fervor to protect the innocent, should not implicitly condone irresponsible or malicious accusations without accountability. If the charges are found to be vindictive, the whistleblower should be punished.
Over the years, as Hal’s mind began to fail, he forgot about that miserable episode in our lives together. That was a blessing for him, because it was still haunting me last summer, when a bad-guy entered my home uninvited and unwelcome and stole from me. He stole my mother’s wedding ring, Hal’s mother’s silver flatware, a pot full of coins, and nearly all my jewelry. The loss of things that were precious and irreplaceable was unsettling and upsetting, but I wasn’t shocked. I’d been through it before, when the consequences were far more devastating. The shock occurred the first time, when my feelings of security in my sanctuary were forever compromised, and I experienced that sacrilege as utter powerlessness, because the first time it wasn’t the bad-guys who did it; it was the good-guys.
In 1993, I was traveling the national speaker circuit, delivering keynote speeches and training teachers. Because of like careers, Jack Canfield was a casual friend, and sometimes we would meet up at conferences. Jack and his friend, Mark Hansen had the idea for a book called, Chicken Soup for the Soul: 101 Stories to Open the Heart and Rekindle the Spirit. Jack and Mark wrote to all their speaker friends and asked them to submit personal stories for the book. I obliged with “A Simple Touch.” It was not chosen for the book, which turned out to be wildly successful. A year later, when plans for A 2nd Helping of Chicken Soup for the Soul were in the works, the publisher contacted me and asked to use the story. That was nearly 25 years ago, and this morning I reread the story for the first time in a long time. Times have changed! The vignette is still an example of the gravity of sexual assault, but it turns out to have foreshadowed a disappointing outcome in education (one that the “MeToo” movement will exacerbate), and as I reread the old story, I was flooded with memories surrounding it. It occurred to me that the back story is nearly as interesting as the story, itself. So here, as they say, is the rest of the story…
“A Simple Touch” was written when I was speaking part time and still teaching full time. It was written during “process writing” with my fifth graders. First thing every morning, the fifth graders and I would sit together and write. For the first 15 minutes, no one could speak or ask any questions. I wrote to model the process, and students were not allowed to interrupt. For the second 15 minutes, we paired up and shared our stories with one another, soliciting and dispensing literary advice. Then, students were invited to share their stories with the class and receive constructive comments. From time to time, I shared my own story. Those kids were brutal! 😊 My students were my only editors, so when I submitted that story for publication, absolutely nobody had seen it besides my students. (If you have ever worked with me on any piece of written material, you have heard my mantra, “Everybody needs an editor!” I developed that mantra during the classroom critiques of my fifth graders.) When the story was rejected by the publisher, I shared that sad bit of news with students. When “A Simple Touch” was eventually published, the students were all in middle school and I was a full-time speaker, so I sent them each an autographed copy, thanking them for editing so meticulously. To this day, I can’t imagine a better learning experience for my students.
The other person to whom I sent a copy (besides my mother), was the Charlie in the story. He shared the book with some of his colleagues and word got out that a story about him had been published. One day I entered his kitchen, and the counters were filled with congratulatory greeting cards. He was a celebrity in his community, because his unconscious heroism appeared in the well-known Chicken Soup series. I was amused that it didn’t occur to anyone that somebody had accomplished authoring that story and publishing it. No greeting cards for Nancy!
Years later, I discovered that a writing professor at a local community college made it her habit to teach “A Simple Touch” every semester for years, and to host Charlie to talk about the story. The author (me) was never considered or contacted. At first when I heard about this, I was incredulous, then baffled, then testy. Eventually I decided (tongue-in-cheek) that the story must be so well-written that only the hero was even noticed. Anyway, that was how I decided to frame it. Most days.
Sometimes, I would receive phone calls from across the country, asking me if I was the author of “A Simple Touch.” I would confirm that I was indeed the author. Then, the caller would ask me to settle an office wager: was the story true or did I make it up? The caller would inform the office personnel that the story was true, and there would be raucous laughter in the background. The caller would thank me and hang up. This scenario repeated itself at least twenty times, over the years, and I always got a kick out of it.
Following, is a re-print of “A Simple Touch.” I am putting the story in italics to avoid confusion. If you look up the story in the book, A 2nd Helping of Chicken Soup for the Soul, you will notice that my last name has changed and that I changed a few random words in the story. These changes were to improve the writing, not the story. If I remember correctly, I hold the copyright, so the changes should be legal. I hope.
A Simple Touch
My friend Charlie let himself in, back door slamming. He made a beeline for the refrigerator, searched out a Budweiser and slid into a kitchen chair. I regarded him with interest. He had that shaken, look of someone who had just seen a ghost or maybe had confronted his own mortality. His eyes were rimmed with darkness and he kept waving his head from side to side as if carrying on a conversation inside himself. Finally, he took a long swig of the beer and made eye contact. I told him he looked pretty awful. He acknowledged that, adding that he felt even worse; shaken. Then he told me his remarkable story.
Charlie is an art teacher at a local high school. He has been there for many years and enjoys the envied reputation of one who is respected by colleagues and sought out by students. It seems that on this particular day he had been visited by a former student, returning after four or five years to show off her wedding ring, her new baby and her budding career.
Now that you have the flavor of the story, I’ll share an amusing bit of the back story. My son, Geoffrey was in my class the year I wrote “A Simple Touch,” so he was one of my editors. He was adamant about one particular editing, and was indignant that I wouldn’t make the change. He insisted that I change the beginning of the story from, “My friend, Charlie…” to “My ex-husband, Charlie…” He thought the change would somehow give his dad the proper credit, and he would not be dissuaded by my protests that it would detract from the story, weaken the story, and sound weird. “We are friends,” I told him. “Besides, it’s irrelevant.” These conversations took place in class (where they were a bit embarrassing) and at home (one of the few drawbacks to teaching your own kid). I did my best to use the critique to model for my students that while everybody needs an editor, in the end, it is the author’s choice.
Charlie stopped talking long enough to taste his beer. So, that was it, I thought. He had confronted his own mortality. The years fly past for a teacher and it is always disconcerting to blink and find a woman where only yesterday there had been a child.
“No, that wasn’t it, exactly,” Charlie informed me. “Not a lesson in mortality. Not a ghost.” It had been a lesson, he explained, in humility.
The visitor, Angela, had been a semi-serious art student nearly five years earlier. Charlie remembered her as a quiet, plain girl who mostly kept to herself, but who welcomed friendly overtures with shy smiles. Now she was a confident young woman, a mother, who initiated conversations instead of responding to them. She had come to see her former art teacher and she had an agenda. She had begun after only a few preliminary amenities.”When I was in high school,” she explained, “my stepfather abused me. He hit me, and he came into my bed at night. It was horrible. I was deeply ashamed. No one knew.Finally, during my junior year, my parents went away for the weekend, leaving me home alone for the first time. I planned my escape.
“They left on Thursday evening, so I spent the entire night preparing. I did my homework, wrote a long letter to my mother, and organized my belongings. I purchased a roll of wide plastic tape and spent an hour taping all the outside doors and windows of the garage from the inside. I put the keys in the ignition of my mother’s car, put my teddy bear on the passenger’s seat and then went up to bed.
“My plan was to go to school as usual on Friday and ride the bus home, like always. I would wait at home until my parents called, talk to them, then go to the garage and start the engine. I figured nobody would find me until Sunday afternoon when my parents returned. I would be dead. I would be free.”
Angela had held to her plan until eighth-period art class, when Charlie, her art teacher, perched on the stool next to her, examined her artwork and slipped his arm around her shoulder. He made small talk, listened to the answer, squeezed her lightly and moved on.
Angela had gone home that Friday afternoon and written a second, different letter of good-bye to her mother. She removed the tape from the garage and packed her teddy bear with the rest of her belongings. Then she called her minister, who immediately came for her. She left her parents’ home and never went back. She flourished, and she gave Charlie the credit.
The story nearing its end, Charlie and I shared some quiet conversation about schools that warn teachers not to touch students, about the philosophy that social time in schools is wasted time, about how sheer numbers of students sometimes preclude this type of encounter. How many times, we wondered, had we flippantly related to students in need? We sat in silence then, soaking up the intensity and implications of such a story. This type of encounter must happen thousands of times in schools and churches and shopping malls every day. It was nothing special. Adults like Charlie do it naturally, without thinking.
Then Charlie gave his interpretation. Angela had decided in that moment, in that art class, that if a casually friendly teacher cared enough about her to take the time to stop, make contact, look at her and listen to her, and then there must be other people who cared about her, too. She could find them.
Charlie put his head in his hands while I rubbed the goose-flesh from my arms. He looked up at me, armed with his new lesson in humility. “Nancy,” he said very quietly, very emphatically, “what humbles me the most is that I don’t even remember the incident!” And all these years later, she had come back to tell him that she credited him with saving her life.
This morning, when I reread “A Simple Touch,” I thought about Angela. Her own courage saved her from further assault, and in her teacher, she found the strength to be courageous. As I said in the story, good teachers have that type of caring encounters with students, every day. But things have changed. I know that elementary teachers are encouraged to “high five,” instead of hug, these days, and I doubt that any high school teacher would dare to put a caring arm around a student. That would risk their careers, their reputations, and their freedom. It’s too much of a risk, and refraining from touching students is probably necessary. However, I can’t help but wonder what would have happened to Angela if that one detail had been missing from her encounter with her art teacher. I don’t know the answer, but I know that we have lost something dear.